WMP isn't working...

Not sure why it isn't working. Guess it is just some minor software problem which will be gone after a reboot.

Too lazy to restart the computer so am using RealPlayer now.

It is already September!!! Wow!

BTW, we should all be in celebratory mood. No, it isn't teacher's day. After the chemistry practical, I have decided that ALL teachers don't deserve a 'happy teacher's day' from me.

At least my CT, who is also my chemistry teacher is suffering in reservist training....=). Ok, I am being mean. My teachers have been a kind bunch, but still kinda sore after the practical....HMPH!

**************

Singapore has its very own SPORTING COUPLE!!!

'Made in China' Li Jiawei and 'Produced in Indonesia' Ronald Susilo has decided to get married.

We truly live in a globalised world. Planning to quote the above example for my GP essay tomorrow since using it in Physics Design Practical isn't very wise.

[I need to clarify. I don't really have anything against foreign imports. Just that it is kinda weird. I guess nationalism is not a very understandable emotion]

Dark days ahead

I don't really like writing about suicide but...

There has been a spate of MRT related accidents recently. People are getting a kick out of flinging themselves at MRT trains.

It seems suicide is a criminal offense and there has been rumors that the corpse is flogged and handcuffed.

Sounds very medival and scary.

Please, if you happen to wanna die, DON'T kill yourself using the aforementioned method.

Think of what happens if hardworking students like me are rushing to the examination venue and have no time to spare ???

Tor long la....

Pseudostratified ciliated columnar epithelia cells

If you are like me, having to put up with such nonsensical stuff to secure a good grade for your exam, I doubt you will be in a good mood.

Spent the a few hours browsing (choice of words is critical here) through the CD that the Biology Department has kindly produced and notes that another kind friend of mine lent me. I hope everything stays in my bloody brain.

Until Friday after the practical, AT LEAST!

Not everyone has the good fortune of owning the CD, hence I had to send the CD, ALL 436 MB of it to my friend over MSN.

And as we all FUCKING KNOW, MSN is nortoriously unstable. Last night, on the verge of breaking the Guiness World Records for the largest file transfer over MSN, with just 150 MB to go, the FUCKING THING HUNG.

You repeat the process a few times, and you get how I am feeling now.

Just a side note, regarding the pseudostratified ciliated columnar epithelia cells, they are so named because they appear to be in layers but are actually all connected to the basement membrane. The possess cilia on the top and are elongated cells...commonly found in the trachea and lungs.

Just checked the notes...I AM RIGHT =)

My current hobby is reading and watching Yi Tian Du Long Ji.

I have really given up on NUFC. Stop telling me Bobby Robson is sacked.

Wasting time.

I think I reached home at around 3 25 pm?

Did absolutely nothing in the following 2.5 hours except for wallowing in misery and finding the Yi Tian Du Long Ji novels.

I think I need to read about some wuxia action to take me away from the harsh reality of the CHEMISTRY PRACTICAL.

One of my friends asked if he can drown his sorrows with whiskey or V.S.O.P. I think both are some kinda of alcohol. The point is not whether he can get himself drunk or not, rather it is the cost of whiskey.

I think it is an expensive way to combat saddness. Drinking that is.

Wahhhh....it is time for pornography.

Chemistry Practical

It certainly deserves a post dedicated to it.

Woke up at 7 30 am, headed to school arriving at 9 am.

Started the exam at 1114 hrs ending at 1334.

It was terrible. I don't even know how to go about telling you what I experienced.

In short, I am having a bloody headache now and probably failed the practical.

I sound surprisingly calm. To tell you the truth, I am not. After being bully by 2 INCONSDIERATE FUCKING BASTARDS today and compounded by the practical, I really don't have energy to type anything.

I am tired. T_T.

FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.

[Sorry, I used cut and paste to do that. Really no strength liao]

Hiaz...

This post is intentionally left blank.

Brrrrr...

Today is a 'kan cheong' day!!!

Die die die die die......

Good bye my friends

I am sorta dropping my support for NUFC. Their recent dismal results is one of the factors.

The other is that since I am already 18 years of age, old and mature, I find that watching 11 millionairs chasing after a expensive ball is not that appealing anymore.

Na, I am lying. I just can't be bothered with them because they are losing like crazy and I prefer mugging.

I rather play then watch them play. Sadly, I don't have the time to do anything except mug.

Anyway, my mugging plan has been screwed up pretty big time by recent events. This is sickening. Hiaz. I still have to load up on chemistry practical stuff before the exam on Monday.

Please wish me luck. Bah!

Packed!!

Wahhh, so tired! My legs are aching like crazy!

Anyway, went to 2 different talks today with some friends (see below). Hmmm, I don't know what is the rationale of having these talks so near the examination period. Besides, I was just going there to listen in, but it seems 99% of the world has already decided on being a scholar.

Guess I wouldn't have a chance then...=)

In between the 2 talks, we went to Jurong for lunch where Eddie, the pervert bought a 'banana-shaped fish cake' for a dollar. It was flaccid, long, bouncy and yellow. A MAJOR pity that I didn't have my camera with me at that point of time...

Gosh, it did look very penile in nature...yucks!

The Yong Tau Fu man tried to flirt with one of my friends. I think he is gay.

Rested briefly at my place before heading over to Suntec. That place is damn crowded man! The train was packed, City Hall MRT was packed, Citylink was packed, the bridge to Suntec was packed, the ballroom was packed, the reception outside was packed and COMEX was packed as well.

In short, everywhere was packed!

I think I have been hiding at home for too long a time to realised that Saturdays are meant to be spent doing something else other than mugging...:S

Still, some people should just die to save some rice and space lar.


T.T.C. gathering at my place...plus an alien invader

Everyone loves Raymond

Physics practicals are damn draining. Even though I ended at 12 30 pm, am still reeling from the after effects.

My bed sure looks inviting! It has clean sheets!

I am planning to catch some sleep to recharge, then start mugging like crazy again.

Anyway, after the exam, was hoping to have a nice meal at McDonald's. I even brought the coupons!

Alas, it was swarming with students from school. I hope they all failed!!!...Joking la. I am a damn nice guy.

Had to settle for the nearby Ghim Moh FC (food centre not football club). I decided to have chicken rice from the 'Hai Na Ji Fan'...roughly translated into nice good chicken rice. But as I was tasked to look after the bags, I got Raymond, a faggort, to buy food for me.

He bought chicken rice from another stall. It was horrible. Presumably fit for dogs, which lead me to wonder whether he was thinking of buying his own food.

I am not sure which stall it is, but it uses yellow-greenish plates. The rice was dry, the chicken was bony with disgusting skin and no meat, the soup like water and the chilli like shit. Sorry man, I exhuasted my descriptive words, hence the vulgarity to describe the chilli.

Don't buy from that person!!!

Still on Raymond, he told me some girl sitting beside me, which he didn't know, asked him for answers during the examination. Obviously he couldn't say anything since it would be cheating. =). But it shows that some people are just sluts...

There are sluts for money.
There are sluts for sex.
There are sluts for fame.
There are sluts for the sake of being a slut.
And there are sluts for marks.

P.S. Sluts don't have to mean girls only. It is a generic term, much like fuckers.

Still on Raymond again (I am not gay), he and a few others were reading (looking, there ain't much words) a porno magazine on the way to the MRT, huddling over it like kids in a mass wanking session.

It was a RGS year book I think.

Don't you just love Raymond?


McDonald's savings...in the background is my clean bed sheet


P.S.S The author loves RGS girls and thinks that they are extremely cute. The girls don't reciporcate though.

o.k.

Adrenaline

I am not sure why, but I am extremely jumpy now.

In fact, really hoping for the practical to come faster. Not sure if it is excitement or stress that I am experiencing now. All I know is I can't keep my mind of the physics practical.

The last time I felt this way, as far as I can remember, was 4 years ago. I think...! Haha, my memory is failing me.

And I badly need to study for other subjects besides physics. This is terrible man.

Fark.

BTW, the 'How To Help A Distress Friend' talk that the level had today was hmm....weird.

The end of days

It has just dawn on my that my official JC life has just ended. Hiazz

No more lessons. Just two more examinations to take.

A little sad. It ended in a whimper.

Physics practical tomorrow. Let it start on a good note.

Am I that stressed? Can it be seen written on my face? Wow.

Hmmm...

There is this chinese saying 'Jia jia you ben na nian de jing'

It is a shame that I can't type chinese in blogger.

Contrary to the rest of Singapore, I think my chinese is better than my 'han yu pin yin' or my English for that matter.....LOL.

The phrase means that every family has its share of problems. You have to hand it to the Chinese for coming up with such a beautiful phrase to mask harsh reality.

If you are in trouble, look for true friends.

Those that are true will always be there. Always, no matter when, where or why.

The only reason for absence is disloyalty.

I have decided not to 'chong dao fu zhe'. 1o years of guilt is enough.

'hou hui you qi'.

If you are Indian, Malay or Banana, and can't understand, sue me.

Class funds...

I am a hater of class funds.

I like getting my notes on time, but I hate paying for them on time.

No offence to my treasurer, he is a great guy. And I will bet he is honest too. The problem is there is a lack of accountability in collecting class funds. Often, it is just a scrap of paper with names. And somehow, I think that my money is being collected all too often....

It would help if there were proper records...yeah, so if you are having problems with collecting money from pricks, you should just stuff them with detailed paperwork, falsified or not. Advice from THE prick himself....haha.

Yeah, they are trying to make me cough out $10, again. The only thing I managed is blood recently.

Getting snappy and cranky lately..more than usual. I figured it must be the stress of the examinations. But this is quite a bad time to have my teachers hate me.

I can't be bothered. What's done is done.

So, F-U-C-K.

G-A-Y

Woah...wasted 22305478230 hours on another GAY physics question.

What type of person are you? If you meet with a difficulty, in this context it would be a physics question, how long would you work at it before seeking help?

Seeking help saves precious time, but destroys confidence.
Not seeking help will waste time, but at least preserve some pride.

Now, which would you choose?

BTW, according to my mum (she is a Catholic, so she doesn't lie) , a guy and girl from school have been shagging out on the MRT nightly. I wonder how are they...hmmm, interesting stuff.

They were not shagging la, more like sexing/mating/screwing....you get the idea?

Today is a bad day. I had several run-ins with teachers today.

KNNBCCB.

Frustration is in the air

It is highly demoralising to do lousy physics question.

If I were to listen to my biology tutor's advice, I should take the questions with a pinch of salt.

But it ain't my fault. The questions SUCK. Ok, I am 50% at fault.

That doesn't mean anything because the questions still SUCK.

Anyway, I have this spyware thingy in my IE browser. It is like a taskbar and displays words found on the webpage I am currently viewing.

The previous page had the following words...chicken, black, gay, 69.

Can you guess what page I was at?

=)

Friends U Can Keep.

If you are an avid user of emotive language and pepper your sentences with powerful words, again like I do, you should know....haha

Sometimes, I wonder who is reading this. Someone came up to me and said what I blabber about is quite interesting.

For christ sakes! It is my life that I am translating into words here. In GP, I would qualify as 'a subject experiencing life', and as such have inherent value.
I am not here for your entertainment!!! I cannot believe that my existence is for your enjoyment...SHIT, I feel damn sad now....=(. Even though much of my past/present life is a joke.

Haha, joking. Argh!

School was quite a waste of time today. Quite stressed with the coming practicals.

BTW, the school has been broken into again. The third time in recent weeks. I got a good mind to catch the thief.

The lockers were like all busted open. Crazy.

If only I had the digital camera with me...hiaz.

I need to mug. Bye.

Should I help the china cow?

This is a moral dilemma. Argh!!!

Anyway, my friend got me living through past memories of IFG. It was a heck of a time than. Probably one year from now...go check out the archives lar.

Today, I was at the back of the classroom, discussing work with another HARDCORE mugger. Ok, he doesn't look muggish at all. But I assure you, he is.

I don't know how we got to the topic, but I somehow said in jest that I wouldn't miss him after we pass out or something.

He told me he wouldn't miss the school.

I guess I would miss the things that I didn't do.

School?

Nay.

Photocopying

I have let the 'Double A Service Centre' earn at least $100.

They should give me a VIP card.

Their business is so good that I can only get the stuff I gave them today on Friday...Like what the hell!

Slacked enough liao...time to mug.

Screwed up-ness

Should I, or should I not?

I am damn confused.

I should have just keep my trap shut. It stays shut from now on.

Screwed up-ness

The key question is/was should I, or should I not.

Talk about being screwed...I should have kept my trap shut.

I am a confused person...

:S

Just got home from a tea session.

The train was packed with people heading out to have fun on a Sunday afternoon. Hiaz.

Maybe it's because I am heading to Jurong, there weren't any girls to look at. Only thing interesting was the conversation between an ang moh and a pseudo ang moh. They were heading to the movies and decided that discussing popcorn sizes and hot dogs make good talk for eavesdroppers like me....GAY.

The talk was ok. But somehow the questions asked were a bit unreflective of the amount of brains these people had... Everyone talked like they were guaranteed of something. I don't if it is just me, but I don't think you should talk like that. Maybe I am just sensitive or pissed at not mugging much today...LOL.

Anyway, it is a really prestigious scholarship and only pros should get it. I wonder if the past recipients know how lucky they are. But on the other hand, I guess they must have put in the due effort..so it might be kinda 'my deserved reward' thingy.

Blah...I am in no mood to study...feeling gay, I hope dinner would be good.

In the mist of deciding whether to catch the 3rd/4th placing match later. Mediacorp's rating would definitely plummet though. They swapped Yi Tian Du Long Ji for the National Day Rally speech.

I wonder what my future holds....

This is it...

I love the song!! It is so good, so apt and so powerful. Wow...I am gay.

I didn't know that Zohar was a Jewish kabala (don't how to spell lar) religious script!! The Zohar to me was something in Xenosaga! Hahaha...Xenosaga is a PS2 game...oops!

My life has been expressed in the song you know? Or rather what I hope my life to be. I just need one moment. Just one...

It is always nice to hear stuff about yourself. I meant the good stuff. Only..LOL.

I find that the appeal of have it is jsut to great. Life would be much less boring, more exciting. I much rather have a 'fire sparker' sort of life..bright and short than a long dull one.

I am quite serious about this actually. Much of my life has been rather meaningless. But it is all about to end. Then, I will be reborn...ahhh...how exciting.

Cya! Good luck and may our fates interwine.

Damn sad...

Why oh why !?!? I don't understand.

Each day I live.
I want to be.
A day to give.
The best of me.
I'm only one.
But not alone.
My finest day.
Is yet unknown.
I broke my heart.
For every gain.
To taste the sweet.
I faced the pain.
I rise and fall.
Yet through it all.
This much remains.

Chorus:
I want one moment in time.
When I'm more than.
I thought I could be.
When all of my dreams.
Are a heartbeat away.
And the answers are all up to me.
Give me one moment in time.
When I'm racing with destiny.
Then in that one moment in time.
I will feel, I will feel eternity.
I've lived to be.
The very best.
I want it all.
No time for less.
I've laid my plans.
Now lay the chance.
Here in my hands.

Chorus:
Give me one moment in time.
When I'm more than.
I thought I could be.
When all of my dreams.
Are a heartbeat away.
And the answers are all up to me.
Give me one moment in time.
When I'm racing with destiny.
Then in that one moment in time.
I will feel, I will feel eternity.
You're a winner.
For a lifetime.
If you seize that.
One moment in time.
Make it shine.

Chorus:
Give me one moment in time.
When I'm more than.
I thought I could be.
When all of my dreams.
Are a heartbeat away.
And the answers are all up to me.
Give me one moment in time.
When I'm racing with destiny.
Then in that one moment in time.
I will be, I will be free.

One moment in time...

'Give me one moment in time, whem I'm more than I thought I could be. When all of my dreams are a heartbeat away and the answer is all up to me '

Got this of the newspapers too.

Very inspiring indeed... I wonder which song it was.

If only it is as easily done...

P.S. I just found the song. It is 'One Moment In Time' by Whitney Houston.

Hmm...

Newcastle is screwed! They lose their best defender...argh!

Currently downloading MGS 3: Official Trailer 5. Wow..sure looks exciting! BTW, GameSpot
has a really good downloading system. Better still, it is FOC...yeah so sign up as a basic member if you want update news on the happenings in the gaming world.

Dang, it is only a pathetic 4.38 mb out of 53 mb done....this will take a looonnnggg time.

I read an article on economics in the papers today. Not sure if it is relavant to the A level syllabus, but it was highly refreshing. If you study econs, go read it. It is near the back page of the STimes.

TV schedule is packed for today too! At 4 pm, Singapore's Li Jiawei will take on the COMMIE BASTARD from North Korea!!! I think the match will start at 5 pm though since I am not sure which semi-finals match will be played first...hmmm

Then Yi Tian Du Long Ji from 7 pm to 9 pm....

I should go mug now. Doing statistics in the morning wasn't very satisfying....yucks.

I hate a you.

It is so tiring hating someone with all your heart. The amount of energy I put into hating the china cow is really tremedous (I can't find another superlative liao).

I am now terribly bored. So, fuck you!

Haven't showered since getting home...so am quite dirty too..oh well.

In happier times, I use to hang around in school, not wanting to go home. My home was quite far then.

Now, I can't wait to get out of school. I love my house, my room and myself.

Wahhhh, I sound pyscho.

My handphone's reception is ZERO now, like always. What the hell is wrong with STARHUB and SE...it takes me 39042834902 tries to send a message and I have to go downstairs to receive sms...bloody mother pissed.

Even in school, I can't make any calls or receive any sms too. Just yesterday, I didn't even bother to put my phone to silent mode, because I knew nothing would get through.

ARGH! Knnbccb!

At long last...

Today is a 'at long last' type of day for many things...

It finally rained. I don't think it has rained in the day for quite a while. Not too sure though...

I got my prelim and practical timetables. Nothing much to complain about the timing of exams since I knew them quite a while ago. But SHIT, I am banished to some corner in front for chemistry and biology practicals...which means I can hardly cheat effectively!!!!

And I am in shift 2. Which means I have to receive screwed up apparatus. Hiaz. Together with my less than ideal practical skills...I think I am quite a goner.

But FEAR NOT! I am extremely confident that I can figure out a way to cheat. Somehow...or other. =)

And everything comes a full circle. Wow.

I am a living bottle of hatred. I hate you! Old bitch! 'Old bitch' has recently become my favourite swear word.

At long last, it is ending...cryptic right...JAJA.

Hmmm...don't know why, but I am feeling sick...argh!

Level up!

My enlightenment has increased a notch...I feel good.

But I still am sick of school and gp. ARGH!

My brain isn't very obedient these days. It is acting like a sieve...with a leak.

To my brain : You piece of shit! You better STFU...yeah.

It literally means shut the fuck up...I was trying to write plug the leak. Somehow it came out a bit vulgar lar. Not mine fault.

JAJA.

[This is not a mistype. It is a word my friend taught me just now. HC people have weird ways of expressing laughter.]

Can't tahan liao

Still moody. My dislike for school has reached and all time high.

I am very stressed too.

Amazing!!!

Amazing race is really not short of amazing...WOW!

I got quite hum when the big black monster confronted the pretty girl though...haha

=(

Still in a bad mood.

Susilo went down to some Thai fag 10-15, 1-15. Goddness me. He could have told me he was going to lose, then I wouldn't have even waste time watching! Talk about exiting with a bang...1-15 indeed...


I am both mesmerised and bewildered by statistics. Something tells me being bewildered isn't a very good thing. I have 10 more days to the start of prelim practicals....hmmm, 11 if you desperately want to include today.

I did a fair bit of running today. So it was kinda tiring since I haven't been exercising much. I stole my friend's bag in a DESPERATE attempt to make him go home, so that I can have comapny on the way to the MRT station. He chased me and I ran.

Then I see a friend on the train and decided to alight one stop earlier to walk a distance with him. Decided that I badly want to go home immediately after I left him at the LIBRARY. So I ran again.

I don't like running. I bit pissed now.


I have lots of things to do. I am very upset. Don't even try irritating me. I might run away.

Need to mug and watch Amazing Race...bye.

Bah bah black sheep...

Bah bah black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three black fools.
One from my master, one for my maid,
and one for the little boy who just got laid.

Courtesy of some really bored/lame/creative person in school.

Speeding through revision is a bad thing. You end up shagged, pissed and upset. Like I am now..=(

Oh, the chemistry prelim paper will, I quote, 'Shag you until you cannot go home'. Huh ?!?!?

Talk cock, sing song, play mahjong. I don't care liao.

F-U-C-K Y-O-U lar.

I am damn hungry now. I can eat a cow.

Wah kao!

Blah blah blah...

Genetics was very sleep inducing. So I am kinda wondering why I can still type this...

I need to get some physics and maths done first.

I am in a worse mood than before.

My life is quite sucky recently.

Sleepy...

Was forced to stay up until around 1 am to watch the 200m Men's freestyle. Oh well, it wasn't as exciting as it was suppose to be. But what the heck, Thorpe won! Hahaha...so that's good news.

Chemistry test was quite easy...the rest of school was a waste of time.

I am so sleepy now...Not sure why, but decided (oddly) to take a shower before I do anything else today.

FYI, I don't usually shower the first thing I get home...haha. I am a dirty pig.

Oh, today is world LESBIAN day. Girls in school were getting super ultra horny. Sadly, they were looking for other girls =(. Yeah, but they were fiddling with each other...so it was kinda sick to watch, quite interesting though since I was having biology at that time.

Realised that beauty is subjective. My friend is insisiting that someone who I think looks like a dog is pretty...but that's his problem.

Nothing else...except mug the rest of the day away. I am still not in a good mood.

Prom and its bastards

Actually I was typing a somewhat serious post...but what the heck.

First things first, I hate the word prom. It sounds damn fricking dumb. So if you want to talk to me about it, use something like 'grad night'. Prom will only get you a shaft up your ass.

Did I say shaft? WTH....haha

Then, I don't like people forcing me to do things I don't like. Especially when huge sums of money are involved...like $69 bucks. I am cheapskate. But I live by my cheapskate principles. I prefer to be called 'you yuan zhe'.

Then some of my sad friends kenna play out by people they thought were friends. Thinking about these sort of people makes the retarded monkey sound like Jesus Christ...

I don't like to betray people. I don't like people to betray people that are my friends.

I shall refrain from getting to ji dong. I don't want to die young.

In the end, everything comes in a full circle. The realisation of this makes life all the more sadder than it already is.

Wahhh..sound damn seh right....argh, I can't stand myself...

Things to do tonight:

Mug Thermodynamics II
Watch Thrope thrash Phelps

Argh!

Something dissed me greatly just now.

As such, the remainder of my day is as good as gone.

Am I pissed? YES! Very in fact, and it is probably going to get worse...I don't why it got to this stage, but that isn't the point now.

I already xin yi yi jue liao lor. Unless you are Mother Theresa, retarded monkey or the china cow, I wouldn't change my mind.

WTF. I am more pissed than when I began this post.

I need to revise for my chemistry test tomorrow.

I ren. For now, later, you DIE!

S-A-D

People in the circle of trust would know why...=)

Anyway, I realised that blogger is getting a bit screwed up lately. But maybe it is my computer that is dying. As usual, there are 2394812018 infesting my HDD. I am mildly irritated.

Was doing some physics and I hate the school that set THAT paper. What a bunch of pricks!

Oh and the president scholar came back to gave his thanks-giving speech (not the one with turkey). It was more like the star awards thanks-giving speech.

Yeah, he went on to divulge (OMG) his mugging secrets. Nothing special.

....something has broken my trend of thought.....I can't blog further. SHIT!

New bulletin

My day was not interesting because mundane things like this happen...

Newcastle drew again. Although they were robbed by an ex-CHELSKI player, I still can't stand them dropping points...yucks!

Michael Schumacher won his 12th Grand Prix this season..12th right? Or is it 13th liao? It is remember that he only lost once lar...

Lots of stuff to mug and there is a chemistry test tomorrow.

The stall selling dog food is the canteen is crawling with cockroaches.

I don't how to do statistics.

I skipped the last Mathematics S session.

My day was interesting because....

I saw her many many many times, which makes me very very very happy. Alas, not for long. This kinda suck.


[I need to cry/mug so cya.]

TV.

TV was darn interesting...

Zhang Wuji is damn cool. How seh!!!

I need to learn the Jiuyang Sheng Gong and Qiankun reversal skill. Then I can protect the weak and bully the strong!!! That doesn't sound right...but I can't remember how the phrase is suppose to go lar...

Then just now, in between commericals, I watched some table tennis action. The olympics is kinda getting to me too!

BTW, I support Ian Thrope.

Back to table tennis, it was USA vs NZL. But both players were chinese. It was kinda gay. I was wondering who to cheer for...might as well for China lar..

WO MEN SHI ZHONG GUO REN~! (Tone must be full of nationalistic pride)

Alamak! Talking about national pride, my class got a LECTURE from some stupid damn ass china cow which seems to can't mind its own business.

She ranks along side with the retard monkey. I still haven't decide who to hate more...hmmm very chim!


GTG.....bye!

OMG.

I am still wondering what to do.

Waiting patiently for some drastic to happen...but it is not happening. DANG!

I am really troubled, ya know? I don't understand why people replace 'you' with 'ya'. It looks and sounds weird. That's besides the point.

I feel like writing to some AUNTIE AGONY thingy...

Dear auntie,

Recently some government coporations have been inviting brats like me to talks. The problem is that they keep sending such stuff to my OLD HOUSE, which is fricking on the OTHER side of the sunny island.

So everytime my friend says 'Hey, did you get a letter from XXX'. I would have to smile and say 'No'. Then in my mind, I would be like 'Fuck, time to go to Pasir Ris again.'

I would call up my auntie, ask her to check the mailbox for me and then make a trip down to collect the letter. A tremedous waste of time.

I have changed my address in my IC, informed literally everyone I know, but still it happens!

Please advise.

An exasperated zx.

The reply would probabliy be along the lines of.....

Dear exasperated zx,

Fuck you lah!

Auntie agony is only available to comment on stuff like boy meets girl, girl meets boy, fuck liao never pay money.

I also sometimes write to comfort people about their penile lenght or lie to them that the pus from their pricks ain't AIDS lar.

Then, there are certain ocassions when I wanna sound pro and adivse people on their future and what course of action they should take even though my life is screwed lar.

In short right, your type of problem isn't my problem.

Auntie Agony only reply to questions pertaining to sex, lies and despo pricks. Unfortunately, you belong to neither.

Ya, so you settle yourself.

Bye.

Auntie Agony
(sex consultant)

Hmmmm...

I rediscovered a little respect for my school's mathematics department...haha.

I was doing last year's prelim paper and it wasn't as EASY as I thought it would be. Needed to strain the brain a little....I hate it when that happens...=/

Can't think of anything else to do...

[The author has decided to withdrawal his statement above after a series of events that occured from 1300 hrs to 1413 hrs]

Damn waste time!

I spent the last 3.5 hours and another 2 hours in the afternoon trying to play CS, playing CS and get pissed playing CS.

CS is the root of all evil.

I am going to cry.

To all: Don't ever ask me to play CS.

CONFIDENTIAL !

I was doing some mathematics probability questions on rough paper. Or so I thought.

Sitting down wondering about some stuff, I caught CONFIDENTIAL on the back of the page.

It was highly interesting stuff. I can't go much into the details, but it involves Heckler & Koch USP Compact Pistols and 9mm rounds.

***

Back to the stuff I was wondering about, if I say I select two guys from a total of 40, does it mean selection with replacement or not...I think it is the latter, the TYS doesn't seem to agree with me though.

Have to go ask a friend.

The is some sort of a function going on at the Chinese Gardens. They are playing music really really loud...but I guess it is ok. Quite soothing.

This template is more highly used than I ever thought. Damn. Haha.

The day hasn't start off really well...wth!

I like the girl who let me clean my glasses

I am poorer by $22 due to class funds and the school magazine.

To think that I was feeling kinda rich when I started school this morning...T_T

I wonder what is everyone doing now...

Everyone seems to have a pretty good idea of their future. You know, I think it is time I have the balls to take a different path. Actually quite tired (nice word for totally fucked up sian) of hearing people going on and on about things they shouldn't even start about.

Speaking about balls, I have decided to CONFRONT the retarded monkey really soon. Do stay tuned to the exciting post of it.....when it happens...realllll soooonnnn.

I am a mean bastard. And I don't want to hear what you wanna do tomorrow, next year or next year! You know why? Because you moronic pricks wouldn't have the balls to do anything....so stop trying to fake!!!

Be honest, like me....I HAVE NO BALLSSSSSS...

Shit, I am seriously insane.

I should be seeing my GP teacher soon. She is such a patient teacher...amazing,

I hope Saturday would be nice to me.

I like the girl who let me clean my glasses

Lemon barley

It is nice to drink.


The papers today are terrible. DON'T read them. No kidding....full of retarded monkeys...
I can hardly believe that someone would go to such lenghts to create news. It is disgusting... can't be bothered to write about the retarded monkey again. I am too tired with its antics. ARGH.

I tried to learn S8 today. It was literally an 'S'. Such a waste of good time...=(

Also learnt that next week will be a very sad week. The school should fly its flag at half mast since it will be losing one of its finest student...hiaz.

Oh, and I realised that I am quite a stuborn prick. It actually ain't a very good thing. But you know, sometimes being stuborn lets you make difficult decisions easily. The rest might not be as smooth sailing....but at least the decision making part would be easy.

This life is crazy and hectic.

Going on to study 'Transport in Mammals'. A day of mugging, like any other...haha.

'i wish that i could cry'

Hmmmm....

In between trying to study 'Transport in Plants' (which I already have, hope it stayed in my head) and falling asleep, I thought of something really interesting/unique/amusing.

Contents which I unfortunately cannot reveal to you...argh!

Something that I can say is I broke my few-weeks-long abstain from instant noodles. I find them delicious.

The sad thing is while other people around me concern themselves with THE BIG PICTURE like analsying the political scene in Singapore, I am writing about eating instant noodles....

You see, such retarded monkeys should be locked up in zoos so that they can interact with their own kind and stop raising my blood pressure. ARGH!

BITCH.

I need to buy s birthday present....tmd.

A new PM, SM and MM ?!?!

All the local TV channels are beaming the power transfer ceremony live!!!

Channel 5
Channel 8
Channel U
Channel i
CNA

...

I think mugging is more interesting....LOL

Talk about political apathy.

FUCK.

I just remembered why today is so screwed.

I lost my fucking soccer ball. It is fucking new OK! And the fucking thief had to steal the fucking ball from my friend's fucking locker. That fucking scumbag deserves to fucking die.

I swear if I ever catch that piece of fucking lowlife, I will make a dog fuck that fucker and then kill that bitch.

Sounds like I am talking about many people, no it is just one fucker.

theif=scumbag=lowlife=fucker=bitch=......... I am trying to put a name down.

ARGHHHH.

Actually, I am more interested in mugging now than complaining.

Walk the talk

I just got home because I spent the last hour discussing the world with my principal , together with other people.

It was extremely interesting! I can't believe that I am actually saying this, but in ALL HONESTY, it was. Well, what I hope is that it wouldn't be just that - talk.

I felt quite please with myself too. I told the people there my life philosophy. Not that it is damn zai or whatever, but I just enjoy letting people know some of the stuff that I think one should live by. =)

The biology test wasn't as terrible as I thought it would be. I still need luck though...

I am not feeling well now, my head is killing me.

Picture blogging

389263578293 people don't know how to do a simple thing like posting a picture. Hiaz.

That includes you, my friend.

Anyway, after another senseless and ultimately worthless day, I have decided that my life CANNOT be allowed to slip by in this manner.

Everything must have something drastic happening.

I need to mug. Faggy man...I am sooo dead.

Murder...

I dreamt about murdering a friend with a gun. Then after killing him, I turned myself in.

After waking up, I went to wash up and looked into the mirror feeling extremely stupid.

Why didn't I just skip the country ?!?!

I am much smarter when I am awake. =)

My mum bought a diamond ring :|

What's with the female sex and worthless precious stones?!?!

Girls (I think) like roses, which are expensive flowers, diamonds, which are expensive stones and shopping, which is an expensive hobby.

It would be good if some of them preferred lalang to roses...

So you see, a guy like me, a cheapskate guy like me, would be more turn on if you tell me you like world peace, voluntery work and sex.

Who knows, you might be a Miss Universal...

tmd...

This is damn tmd tmd lor. AIYOH. tmd

I must control lar. tmd.

R-E-N.

you sucker. I hate you....

Boohoohoo.

The Patriot

Patriotism at its finest

It is August 9th! So happy national day to ALL Singaporeans out there!

Just a passing thought, I wonder if they have celebrations in the prisons...if you have been there and know, do drop me a mail at thngzx@gmail.com.

Back to my topic, patriotism. If you stare hard enough at the picture, you might be darn lucky and spot a shred of red here and there. Maybe 10 out of a hundred units put up the national flag...so much for loving the country..

And since I have the luxury of capturing the image at 2272 x 1704 (that's 4 MEGAPIXELS), using a very powerful A80 canon camera (yes, I am hao lian-ing), I am confident to say that there ain't more than 20 flags fluttering in the wind today. Again, mail me at thngzx@gmail.com for the photo, if you want lar.

The news yesterday showed that a typical Singaporean loves the country, just that they feel learning the national anthem isn't a must...so is hanging the flag, so is reproduction, so is....

BUT you gotta believe them man! YOU CAN'T DOUBT FELLOW CITIZENS!

Then again, there will be people would claim to possess THE most passionate heart under their skin...you can't really dispute that, can you?

And some others would hang the flag 23480723804723 years before getting ordered to take it down...

So you see, Singapore is made up of 2 kinds of people. The lying patriot and the lazy patriot. BUT, they are ALL patriots.

As for me, I right now am feeling the strong urge to study, because I have bummed around for an hour and a hour liao. So for Singapore!!!!!!

I love mugging...yeah and Singapore as well.

Gattaca

Polyethylene glycol
Hypoxanthine
Aminopterin
Thymine

... ...

Medical biotech doesn't diffuse in leh! Argh...bloody irritated.

The only thing that I realised was this...Gattaca. I never saw it that way before but if you write it in caps,

GATTACA

Did you spot it? Looks like a sequence of nucleotide bases right! This is pretty cool since it ties in with the movie's theme of germline gene therapy.

Crap. I sound damn muggerish.

Burmese rice noodles

My mother is testing out her new recipes on me. I am having indigestion now. But the dish was quite good.

I am bonkers?

Last night, I dreamt I was a polygraph machine.

WTF ?!?!

I lied.

WTF ?!?!

I am nuts liao. Seriously shen jing already.

I need some answers now. Don't think I am into the chim pilosophy stuff of seeking answers to higher truths like the morality of life and what is reality etc etc etc.

I just need the answers to 2 chemistry essay questions from VJC 2003 paper. I suspect the photostating shop didn't do as good a job as I thought they did.

Bloody morons!

Yucks!!!

The CEO of SMRT eats small live fish! That is sick.

The art of eating them (so that it is less cruel) is to swallow them real fast. According to her, they taste sweet. So I am left wondering if she chew the fish before swallowing...yucks.

BIAN TAI

And there is this gay primary 6 school kid who hates to sweat. So he prefers watching TV the moment he gets home instead of doing something else. What a fag.

Everything is in the newspapers...go read it instead of biology notes!

Oh, my mum is in a 'pastry making' mood again. She made some pineapple tarts (like those during CNY) which were edible.

The crust was too thick, had too much butter, too soft and too pale. The pineapple filling was too bland and too little.

I make it sound inedible. Ok, I am exaggerating.

Sad day...

I have just decided today is a sad day. Ok, I didn't actually want it to be a sad day. It was kinda forced onto me by a ACJC maths prelim paper...

HAHAHA...disgusting right?

BTW, Yi Tian Du Long Ji is far below the standard set by the Hongkong one. Incredibly cheesy, disconnected and nonsensical.

Verdict: Watch it if you are damn bored, not when you have EXAMS in exactly 3 weeks time.

What a fucked up day...I still haven't touch my biology YET.

Blah.

Happy day sad day

Waking up at 8 am on a Saturday is an abnormal thing. It wasn't so in the past, but now it is...

The biology practical was ermmm, a little useful. I really respect the teacher's hardwork. The problem is why can't he just give me the prelim answers now...solves everything. Haha.

I am in quite a good mood recently. I think it has something to do with not mugging a lot. Probably also because I haven't been anywhere near biology...

Lalalala.....

I can't decide whether today is going to be a happy or sad day since up to now, it can seriously go either way.

I am a bit happy now....there is much work to be done...cya!

Ducking heel

Ouch. I hurt my right heel during soccer today. What a pain!

My parents are complaining about something. I can't hear what they are saying from my bedroom. No, actually I can. It is bloody irritating.

My parents are complaining about the disgusting behaviour of my brother and his group of stinky friends. If I had my way, I would just staple their mouths up.....ARGH!

I think I will go do some short questions for Maths. I am turned of by the Paper 2.

Statistics and probability stinks. Because I suck at them.

Si bei kao bei!! Diam diam lar.

I must rennnnnnnn.

Hi pork!

Prom or grad nite?

Out of point, but I think vincent, my OG mate (haha, when was the last time I used that word?) is a darn good soccer player!

Back to the topic at hand, most of my class is probably gonna 'v' the thing. I would not be going. That is for sure. The ticket is at a senseless price. $69.

Probably the school thinks people are rich. Or they think that rich people like me don't cherish money. With ALL my heart, love and sincerity, I hope the damn thing fails soooo miserably.

Oh, such a bastard. But it ain't my fault that the stupid thing is at a shopping mall.

This reminds me of a very usual conversation with a friend. It goes something like this...

her: you don't get to know people well during 2 years
me: yes, it is too short a time. But a frightful number do get attached.

I am a brilliant one-liner. Applause please...

Confidence problem...

It seems I have one.

Anyway, national day celebrations consisted of a 2 game soccer tournament. After our game, my classmates attacked the council people for their lousy planning.

The councillor actually apologize...HAHAHA...amazing!

Oh, people from the permier college, stop going to Ghim Moh for meals lar! The eating house just opposite GM market, along the row of shops with 7-Eleven serves very good noodles. You definitely have to try the wantons/dumplings there. They are large, juciy and packed with shrimps....very nice!

I had them for lunch, then instead of lanning with the Treetop Community, proceeded on to do the same with my classmates...

Took a bus in 3804572338931 years which send me almost to my doorstep. =)

B-O-R-I-N-G. I am having problems. BIG problems

A+B=C

I don't want a C.

I am feeling just a wee bit fucked up.

There is absolutely nothing to do in my life except studying. I have ZERO chance of turning back. I knew it 3 months ago. And the worst thing of all, I knew I would regret.

Well well well. I am gay. what did you expect ?!?!

_._..._. _._ _...._.._.._ _ .. ... . _.

DoNotDisturb.

Argh. I still have two pieces of writing to do. And they are not even homework.

I also have two pieces of GP rewrite to do. And I am not doing them...at least not today. WTH.

Had this 'de-stress' breakfast thingy in the morning today. It was quite enjoyable and I learnt how Bingo is played. Bingo is terribly stupid man. I wonder if there are more intellectual versions of the game...

Tomorrow there wouldn't be any lessons, thankfully. Hope to be able to enjoy some soccer and LAN...though I might not be going for the latter.

I am a bit depressed. Really. My life is so so bleak. ARGH.

I have decided to cycle to Malaysia after the EXAMS. I wonder if it is allowed....and my parents will probably ban me from doing so....SO, I also have to figure a way to deal with them...

I want to forget my own existence... ...your goal came at the cost of my dream. Oh well.

Jokes...

Having to sit through a few UK university talks, I have learnt that a prospective UK student should be able to understand British (mostly) culture well. Probably explains why I hear unusually loud laughter....

Anyway, Amazing Race is all about researching and book good air tickets...

And my study plan is in total DISARRAY.

Remember...

I am going to be a monk.

I MUST ren, tahan tolerate....whatever lar.

ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

A jing bao haircut

Just got home from a haircut and am itching all over...so I am going to make this quick.

I went to the barber with ONLY one intention in mind. TO CUT MY HAIR REALLY REALLY SHORT. As usually, being a useless prick, I failed in that single aspect.

When I told the barber that I wanted a crew cut, he stared at me in disbelieve and said 'This is so not like you!' WTF ?!?! Then he proceeded on with what he thought was going to be suitable for me. ARGH!

The ironic thing was an NS guy sitting beside me was pleading with another barber not to cut his hair too short.

Anyway, during the course of getting my hair trimmed (noticeit is not 'cut'), the barber, using his 20 odd years of experience, gave me a lecture on how rare my hair was.

According to him, and I am NOT shitting you, my hair 'is the rarest of the rare'. GREAT. And he doesn't want to disturb my hair too much, hence I cannot give the crew cut I wanted, EVEN THOUGH, I was going to pay.

Talk about professionalism...

Someone tell him that for about half of my life, I was having a crew cut... ...

I REN.....

Am I mad?

I have been acting very strangly these few days. That's according to several of my classmates...hmmm..

Then admist all the chaos in chemistry tutorial, my tutor said 2 things. Both of which had kind of an emotional impact on me. Hmm, without sounding to gay, let's just put it that some decisions that I had made have caused a certain amount of regret.

And expectations are getting very weighty....but it is worth the trouble.

I can imagine....surfing porn now.

Oh, and my GP teacher likes my latest composition. I think she will like me more if she gets to write my blog. Hahaha....

MUG MUG MUG.

Television in Singapore

I jsut watched the adaptation of Jing Yong's novel on TV. Feeling extremely happy! It will be on every weekend, 2 hours on both days...WOW!

I am on cloud nine.

Besides that, for the umpteen time, there is be a program about prostituition in Singapore. Kinda sick of such shows already. I mean there is only a certain amount of time you can talk about hookers...after that, it gets BORING.

Just left them alone can? Everyone has a way of living and if they ain't forced into it, I don't see why I should be bothered.

Unless you want to go the Malaysian way...they are banning SMS contests and any other thing that allows, I quote 'boys and girls from mingling freely'. Great. ***** promotes fags and les. Read today's papers fro the full story.

I use to think that our friendly neighbour's saving grace was not having NS. Not anymore. They don't have a reason for existence. I ought to be shot...now shoot me. HAHAHA!

WO BU HOU HUI....